greetings:

people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted



moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight)



absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared



michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl)



modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 


code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

(Source: dechirement)

shouldnt:

MAYBE THE GREATEST POST EVER
yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif